Grandma’s Top Three Concerns

Since I’ve been home on Tuesday,

  1. That I will fall off my bed and not be retrievable 
  2. That I will leave the house with holes in my backside
  3. That I will sleep with wind on my tummy and therefore get a stomachache

Grannies are lovely like that in that their concerns about you don’t change, whether you’re 5 or 25. 

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