Grandma’s Top Three Concerns
Since I’ve been home on Tuesday,
- That I will fall off my bed and not be retrievable
- That I will leave the house with holes in my backside
- That I will sleep with wind on my tummy and therefore get a stomachache
Grannies are lovely like that in that their concerns about you don’t change, whether you’re 5 or 25.
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